As Executive Editor of The Onion, Jordan LaFlure spends much of his time claiming credit for the work of the world's finest editorial staff. He began his career in newspapers as a page designer in order to fulfill his lifelong dream of being laid off in his early 20s. After a brief stint in the thrilling, cutthroat world of medical journal layout, LaFlure was able to talk his way into a position at The Onion in 2011. His regrets are few but trending upward.
